Tuesday, July 01, 2008

"If Men...."

Remember the quote "if men bled, tampons would be free?" (variously attributed to Erica Jong, Jello Biafra (WTF?), among others...)

How 'bout a variation: If men wore bras, they'd come with little repair kits.

Yesterday, I picked up one of my bras and almost put it on...stopped, because I knew this one had a broken underwire. (Girls, we've all been there, haven't we?) I said, "Oh, I can't wear this one, it's broken."

Metro reaches out for it, saying "What's the warranty like on these things?"

You know, he may have something there.

Lori

3 comments:

  1. Well you'd think you could get ahold of a little repair kit or something. Those things ain't cheap, as you well know.

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  2. Anonymous11:55 PM

    He was focused on the BRA?

    You HAVE been married awhile, haven't you?

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  3. Yeah, well...it was the potential project that was new and interesting I guess.
    :-)

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