Here's a sample...and if you've forgotten how to do it, start with "Thou..." and add one word from each column.
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
Insult your literate friend today.