Monday, January 15, 2007

Always fun, always absurd

It's not new, it's not even topical, it's just something everyone needs to have around, on your shelf, or in your bookmarks: The Shakespeare Insult Kit.

Here's a sample...and if you've forgotten how to do it, start with "Thou..." and add one word from each column.

 Column 1            Column 2            Column 3 

artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

Insult your literate friend today.



PJ said...

Thou beslubbering toad-spotted maggot-pie! (Not you personally -- just practicing.)

Lori said...

Thou jarring crook-pated harpy!!

(yup, just practicing)

Anonymous said...

Thou fawning earth-vexing foot-licker. No offense!

azahar said...

Thanks for this, thou mewling fen-sucked flax-wench ... have stolen it for my blog too!