Always fun, always absurd

It's not new, it's not even topical, it's just something everyone needs to have around, on your shelf, or in your bookmarks: The Shakespeare Insult Kit.

Here's a sample...and if you've forgotten how to do it, start with "Thou..." and add one word from each column.

 Column 1            Column 2            Column 3 

  artless             base-court          apple-john
  bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage
  beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle
  bootless            beetle-headed       bladder
  churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig
  cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear 

Insult your literate friend today.

Lori