In the midst of my cat's woes (and my cat woes), Metro thought he'd be helpful, and sign me up to a cat-related newsletter.
The first one wasn't too bad. "Does your cat have nine lives?":
I asked one of our writers to do a little research and tell us about this ancient proverb.Okay. Cool.
Yesterday, I got another: "Can you read your cat's mind?"
"Okay. A cat psychology thing," I thought to myself. But then I went to the site and found:
Step 1. Believe in your psychic ability."Warning! Warning!" My bs-detector went off like a claxon.
Then there was the one this morning: "What's your cat's sign?"