Tuesday, March 06, 2007


From Casa Az, the Random Kitten Generator:

I mean, really. How can anyone resist such cuteness? Is this how cats have come to win the evolutionary lottery? A life of no purpose except play, sleep, eat, shit, and look cute, where they have us trained to look after all of their needs?



azahar said...

Ooooh, hadn't seen that one yet!

It's true ... no matter how crappy you might be feeling just looking at those wee cuties can make you smile. And once you smile you're already half-way to feeling better.

Lori said...

We're such suckers for cuteness. A terrible human trait, really.

michaelpanda said...

awww! *reaches ovar the intarnet and rubs the kittah's bellah*

Lori said...

Mr. Panda...you are just a sucker for cute!

Metro said...

You know, you don't need the internet. Just get an assortment of male and female unfixed cats and the set-up will generate enormous numbers of random kittens on its own.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't this generator available in large screen format? We need bigger pictures!


archie said...

I do not think instinctive killers are cute. Here in Aus, feral (and domestic) cats are one of the biggest threats to indigenous wild life. The people I have lived with for the past four years actually hunt and eat feral cats! I do not believe a billion dollars a year should be wasted on keeping them in the environment. Apart from which, they scratch me every chance they get! But then I am just a curmudgeon who prefers real pets - dogs.

Cats don't adopt people. They adopt refrigerators.

Cats can't read and they don't want you to, either.

All cats have the same name: The sound of a can opener.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

Cats have 9 lives BANG 8 lives BANG 7 lives BANG six lives BANG

CATapult: device for thowing cats long distances.

Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?

Cats are alright. It's the aftertaste that bothers me.

Un, deux, trois - cats sank. More biligualism.

Persian cats are good dust mops. Tie on end of a stick.

Cat pelts are NOTHING like cats - especially in flavor.

Are cats SUPPOSED to thump when put in a dryer.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

Lori said...

Hmm...easy to separate the cat lovers from the cat-intolerant, isn't it?

[love the 'un deux trois cat sank' -- tres good.]

archie said...

Ok, here are two on your side :)

Cats and women do as they like, Dogs and men better get used to it!

All the best races in the Universe are owned by cats