It's like the old saying goes. "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach that man's cat to fiddle with its cooter, and it'll stop rubbing up on stuff."Lori
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ab·surd (b-sûrd, -zûrd) adj. 1. Ridiculously incongruous or unreasonable. 2. Inconsistent with reason or logic or common sense 3. Of, relating to, or manifesting the view that there is no order or value in human life or in the universe. N. The condition or state in which humans exist in a meaningless, irrational universe wherein people's lives have no purpose or meaning. [Latin absurdus, out of tune, absurd : ab-, intensive pref.; see ab-1 + surdus, deaf, muffled.]
It's like the old saying goes. "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach that man's cat to fiddle with its cooter, and it'll stop rubbing up on stuff."Lori
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Did you read my heartwarming Christmas story about this very activity?
See, dogs ARE smarter than cats; even stupid dogs can figure out how to do this on their own!
That Sneeze post was hilarious.
@RC
What is smart? Knowing how to get oneself off? Or living a life of decadence, with humans at your beck and call? (Dogs are still often expected to work for their keep.)
Or are humans the stupid ones, that we surround ourselves with such needy dependents?
@PJ
If that was your first intro to the Sneeze -- go back and start reading "Steve, don't eat it!" You'll piss yourself laughing.
Oh yes! I've read "Steve, Don't Eat It". Snorted with uncontrollable laughter.
Raincoaster would enjoy "Steve, Don't Eat It!".
Sample quote:
"For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."
Just in case you should run out of cat-flavoured material:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/
Metro
Okay I just lived thru this...definatly not fun! Note: Cat now fixed!
@Sonia,
I feel for you! Remember our cat Amber, when I was a kid? Siamese...loudest of the cat family. And we had to live through her going into heat. An early intro to sex. :-)
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