Monday, March 26, 2007

Since we've been rather cat-themed lately...

here's the funniest thing I've read in awhile: the Sneeze on cats in heat.
It's like the old saying goes. "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach that man's cat to fiddle with its cooter, and it'll stop rubbing up on stuff."


raincoaster said...

Did you read my heartwarming Christmas story about this very activity?

See, dogs ARE smarter than cats; even stupid dogs can figure out how to do this on their own!

PJ said...

That Sneeze post was hilarious.

Lori said...

What is smart? Knowing how to get oneself off? Or living a life of decadence, with humans at your beck and call? (Dogs are still often expected to work for their keep.)

Or are humans the stupid ones, that we surround ourselves with such needy dependents?

If that was your first intro to the Sneeze -- go back and start reading "Steve, don't eat it!" You'll piss yourself laughing.

PJ said...

Oh yes! I've read "Steve, Don't Eat It". Snorted with uncontrollable laughter.

Metro said...

Raincoaster would enjoy "Steve, Don't Eat It!".

Sample quote:

"For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out."

Anonymous said...

Just in case you should run out of cat-flavoured material:


Sonia said...

Okay I just lived thru this...definatly not fun! Note: Cat now fixed!

Lori said...


I feel for you! Remember our cat Amber, when I was a kid? Siamese...loudest of the cat family. And we had to live through her going into heat. An early intro to sex. :-)